Saturday, February 05, 2005

house goes whacky --continued

Nope as I was to find out , I still didn't know what fishing was....We went into a major hotel downtown...the fisher said to just walk straight into the elevator and don't look around...make it look like you have a room there..WE were to enter into the hotel in pairs..then upon gaining access meet at the top floor....Ok we are in...We rejoined again at the top floor...it appeared again my stubby broken screwdriver...this time they went over to the coke machine and were prying up the coin return plate...I said what do you expect to get ....half amusing that they were nuts to think they could get any money....next they produced the magnet...sent it down the hole they created..and up it came with all kinds of silver coins sticking to the magnet....damn so this is fishing...They cleaned that machine out...and went down one floor and did that machine and carried on floor by floor...One of the guys said he had to use the washroom...I did also so I followed him down the next floor...We were checking out the pop machine because it was only the older pop machines that you could bend the coin return plate up and gain access to the money....The guy I was with said he really had to take a piss....so I said lets go to the lobby maybe there is a washroom down there...he said no way...he couldn't wait....what the hell you will just have to hold it....as I started for the stairway....he wasn't following ....I went back up and he was just finishing up taking a leak in this silver machine.....I said what the hell is that? He said its an ice maker...I laughed ..yeah right why would they have an ice maker machine in a hotel....He looked at me and said you really don't get out much do you....? I guess not....Just then a guy came into the pop alcove and said what the f..k you guys doing here? If you get noisy ..I will come out of my room and bop you one ....Fu..king kids ,he says as he sticks this black bucket into the place where the guy just pissed into...OMG...I started to say something and the hotel guest made a move towards me and lifted his fist up to my face and said just say one word you f..k ....just one word...I will bash your f..cking face in...man this guy was violent....so I shut up...he went back and scooped more of the ice into his bucket...I wanted to go home...this was no good....peeing in the ice machine was a very rude thing to do....but even worse was if the guy figured out why his ice was a little tainted he would be back to do us in good.....I went up and told the other guys and Jim snapped the kid in the head...what the f..k are you doing peeing into the ice machine...They went down to ice machine and pulled the plug ,stuck an out of order sign made out of the hotel paper...then we got the hell out of the hotel....We stopped in to a tower by the rail tracks...They said this was a control tower for the trains...I laughed >. I heard of a control tower for planes but not for trains...they said that at one time there was so many trains coming through they needed a tower to make sure they didn't hit each other...We went up the stairs to the tower...someone was in there....a guy and a girl...they looked were dirty...and looked spaced out...One of the group home guys went over to a cabinet and pulled out a boom box radio...the street bum said hey...thats mine...Damn I thought this is going to get ugly...just then the rest of the guys from the home entered and the bum shut up.....and said well its not his- but he found it there earlier....and the guy said yeah, because he put it there.....He turned it on...listening for any reports on us being on the loose....he told the street bum that it was for the tower...and it seemed as if some kind of understanding developed and they both nodded ....this will be the tower radio.as if it was a dedication ceremony to the tower--TO THE TOWER...as Gary lifted one of the mickeys to his lips...We left the control tower and headed over to the cn tower....One of the guys said that his uncle said that he would drop off the car in the parking lot by the cn tower...So he said not to travel in a large group...so they would go ahead and get the car...we were to wait behind a fence....20 minutes went by ..I thought maybe there wasn't a car....just then sure enough a car appeared.....it drove up to us....yup this is it- one of the guys said...I approached the car and asked if this was really his uncle's car...he said it sure was...he said its not hotwired or anything...look- the keys are here...I said do you have your license ....he said yeah had it ...since he was 16 ....Well good enough for me....I got in....we headed to the QEW...and up to the 427....passed a race track and after that it got really dark....we were on our way to someone's cottage ...well so I thought...as I drifted off to sleep......I awoke to everyone freaking out...A flashing light was reflecting off the roof and around the windows....I must have fallen asleep....I asked what happened...they said it's the cops....quiet.everyone....Jim said only he would do the talking...The cop approached and I then saw another one approach from the otherside..with flash lights...damn they flashed the lights right into my eyes....They then asked Jim for his license and registration...jim said he will be honest with them as he didn't have his license on him... but it was his uncle's car and he let him use it... If they wanted to they could take him down to the pig station and they could call his uncle....with calling the cops pigs...they reached in and shut the engine off....pulling out the keys...and pulled jim out....they thought Jim was fighting them as he wasn't coming.....so both pulled on him....poor Jim was screaming the cops were screaming for him to come out....but Jim was screaming because his seat belt was on......so they cops were pulling on Jims neck and hair...and jacket...smacking him with their flash lights to let go....but it was due to his seat belt-- not him holding onto the interior of the car....just then the guy in the front seat reached over and pushed the button on Jim's seat belt and jim went flying out hitting the ground with the cops too....zip ...hand cuffed and stuck in the back of the police car...in seconds flat....next us...they told us to get out and put our hands on the car with our legs spread apart...I laughed and said you got to be kidding they only do that on tv....One of the guys said you better do what they tell you or you will feel the flashlight also.... the cop behind me said just do like your buddy ..hands of the car and spread your legs apart....

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