Sunday, January 16, 2005
Becky's condom party.
Well I was in the garage with some other guys, someone donated a pool table. So it was set up in there. On the floor was one of the guys who was dating Becky's sister, he was hugging a couch pillow, and sniffy into it. Odd habit....mental note --avoid that red throw pillow. So one by one we all played pool taking our turns with Kevin sniffing into this throw pillow. I couldn't take the sniffing anymore, and suggested that he should go blow his nose USING a tissue and not our pillow's. He seemed to ignore me/us. So I was still playing pool when it was just me and Kevin. One of the staff came in doing a head count...asked Kevin if he was ok, Kevin said yeah.no..........prob...lem....man. Well he was high that was for sure, and he gave himself away, the staff approached him, and yanked his pillow away revealing a baggie of glue....damn he was sniffing glue....busted....I asked him why would he blow his brain cells away like that----he said don't knock it till you try it........Well with Kevin being busted it got everyone hyped up, so I just stayed in the garage playing pool as they went nuts in the house. One of the other guys also escaped the fun house and came into the garage. He gave me the latest scoop and said that the excitement was over, and that Becky was over.......He then told me that Becky would come into the garage and go up the ladder and that there was a mattress up there--"hmm, really "--I say--so to prove his point he mounts the ladder and throws down a whole bunch of condom wrappers. He then comes up with this great idea of hanging all the used condoms on nails in the garage. All he needed was Becky to see her condom collection on display. I was the one elected to bring her into the garage to show her the new pool table.....So I go over to the house and invite her over to the garage to see the new pool table, and it seems that everyone is following us over there, and she sees the used condoms hanging from the nails, and the wrappers on the floor, and the guy even then tossed down the stained mattress....Well that was more then she could take she ran back into the house, and the staff ran after wanting to know what that was all about....after that the garage was locked and Becky was never seen again.
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