The Prejudice Black Lab

Well everyone old age home has one--a pet. So someone came up with idea to get a dog...a nice jet black lab..This dog had spirit it was all over the place..running around chasing leaves..loving all the attention from all the guys...yeah it was a good Idea..They even said they were going to do this right...they wanted to name the dog..so they asked everyone to come up with a name...and then everyone would vote on what to name the dog...Some names were expected and rejected right from the get go...they tried again..this time they said all names except swear words or female/male body parts...So there was normal names like Jet..and Blacky...others too...but the name that the majority voted on was tokey...WTF eh! I said come on..lets name it a normal dog name not anything to do with drugs...Well I was shouted down..and tokey stuck...What a funny dog..For some reason Hector demanded the dog be locked downstairs when he came in...I don't know if the dog didn't like him or Hector didn't like the dog....but as you know we lived right beside the High school so when all the kids where going to school ..tokey would be tied up in the front yard..and strain his leash whenever a black student walked by...the damn dog was barking and spitting..growling his teeth...One of the guys said a black dog thats hates black people..we had a mini debate wondering if that could be classified as being prejudice....all concluded that the dog was whacked..yup he fits in here just fine..as tokey was choking himself on his leash trying to sink his teeth into another black student walking by...Well needless to say tokey was tied up at the back ...but all he did was bark at the kids getting on and off the buses...One weekend one of the staff who had a yellow volkswagon bug...had to go up north to the winter races ...he was the guy in the sidecar on a motor bike..so since the only way to get to go.since he was scheduled to work....twoHe said that all guys that didn't have home visits that Saturday would drive up north with him so he could race...It was just three of us going...Me and Sammy and another guy...and yup couldn't leave tokey alone so he also made the trip with us....I got in..and after a hour on the road...tokey was going ape as this being his first long car trip...I was tried of getting stepped on..so I notice that the bug did have a little divider it was empty..I went back there..hey tight fit but ...I could read my book now without the pages getting slobbered on...So Sammy was now alone with tokey...he started to pet tokey and the dog seemed to settle down...After what seemed like forever we arrived at the race track....Sammy went to get out and he put his hand on the seat to brace himself so he could push himself out of the back seat of the vw-bug and his hand slipped...whoosh...all the way up to his elbow ...it was covered in white slim...I said Sammy what the hell is that gunk....he said he didn't know...Now the staff guy was getting pissed because he wanted to get to see his bike...and side car so he was telling everyone to hurry up and get out of the car....Tokey had his eyes down..and was whinnying....I looked at the dog and then at Sammy and then at tokey...I said hey Sammy what the hell where you doing to the dog?--did you whack off our pet dog in the back seat ..? No Sammy said still laughing with this sperm still dropping from his forearm...the dog must have liked the petting behind the ears..or something...I said yeah right...whatever eh...Sammy said you every tell anyone about this and I will flatten you ...do you got..it!! I laughed ...who the hell would ever believe it anyway...I found a shirt I was lying on and tossed it down on the seat and Sammy wiped it up...don't throw it back there..put it on the floor..I don't want to lie on that all the way home...So the guy does his race and of course he doesn't win..he says he had engine problems...and couldn't make the other races..so he said might as well get going....he had grease on his face from working on the bike....so as he was holding the seat for Sammy and me to get in the back..he picked up the old shirt and wiped his face...shit it happened way too fast ...I said don't use that...too late..he said why....I said ahh.. never mind...as Sammy elbowed me in the ribs...we got in and I went in the very back again...I said to Sammy don't pet the dog so hard this time ..ok..he likes it too much...lol--Sammy turns around and starts laughing too..I guess I am not going to be able to forget this car trip eh...Tokey ignored us and rolled over and fell asleep...yup at least he was a true male dog..